Life's A Bitch (And Then You Die) Chords by Robyn Ottolini

Life's A Bitch (And Then You Die) Chords Robyn Ottolini

Life's A Bitch (And Then You Die) Chords & Lyrics

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Easy Chords for Guitar Tune down 1/2 step to Eb

Intro | C | F | C G | C |


           C                             F
You should wake up in the morning on the right side of the bed
   C                                    G
Convince yourself the grass is green on your side of the fence
C                            F
See the silver lining in the existential dread
   C
If someone hasn't told you yet
    G              C
I'm telling you my friend


           C
* Life's a bitch
             F
And then you die
         C                             G
Might as well roll one up and get real high
         C                      F
Don't complain, it's a waste of time
                C               G
'Cause life's a bitch, life's a bitch
             C
And then you die


   C                                     F
Be kinder to your neighbour 'cause their time is comin' too
        C
If it's not completely obvious
      G
We're all already screwed
C                              F
Ain't no point in arguing if a man went to the moon
       C                               G
'Cause we're all circling the drain of our impending doom


           C
* Life's a bitch
             F
And then you die
         C                          G
Might as well kill a case of Miller Lite
         C                      F
Don't complain, it's a waste of time
                C               G
'Cause life's a bitch, life's a bitch
             C
And then you die


C        F
Life's a bitch
    C        G
And then you die
C        F
Life's a bitch
    C   G    C
And then you die


       C                    F
When I get to contemplatin' all of my regrets
  C                                 G
I take a moment to remember what my mama always said
N.C.
"Robyn, life's a bitch and then you die"
N.C.
Right


           C
* Life's a bitch
             F
And then you die
    C                             G
No, I ain't ever met no one who's made it out alive
         C
Don't complain
                F
It's a waste of time
         C
Life's a bitch
         G
Life's a bitch
G
And then you


N.C.
Have a good time and make lots of money
N.C.
And treat everybody like they're somebody
N.C.
If it's such a joke then laugh like it's funny
N.C.
Life's a bitch and then you die, honey


C
Have a good time and make lots of money
    F
And treat everybody like they're somebody
C
If it's such a joke then laugh like it's funny
       N.C.
Life's a bitch and then you die, honey